how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

“I’m sure that in another 20 or 30 years time, there will be a new phenomenon. And I will at some point be saying dismissively to my children, “Huh! Harry Potter was bigger than this… This is nothing compared to Harry Potter. You think that’s fans? That’s not fans.” –  Daniel Radcliffe (via harrypotterconfessions)

Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this. Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

I really miss him..

some random girl: *likes all my boyfriend pictures on facebook*
me: hi. that's my boyfriend.
me: so that means you don't touch him
me: or talk to him
me: or be in his presence
me: or look at him
me: or think about him
me: or dream about him
me: or do anything related to him
me: because if you do
me: i'll cut you bitch.
boyfriend: wow you are a creepy bitch i should dump you

I”m really starting to think everything would be better if I was just.. gone.. My ex wouldn’t be hurting over me being with someone.. I’ll probably end up hurting my boyfriend, because I always end up hurting people.. my friend hates me because he likes my ex, and i’m hurting my ex.. my mother called me worthless, and my boyfriend just disappears on me when i needed him the most.. i keep getting insulted.. right now i just wanna take a bottle of pills, and go to sleep..

sleep.. forever.. sounds so peaceful to me.. iwouldn’t hear all the people insulting me anymore.. calling me names..

I try to act strong.. i fake a smile, but i’m ust crying.. and crying.. i finally broke down tonight.. I’m confessing how i feel to a friend.. i told her how i don’t think i deserve anything, like, to even breathe.. and i really think i don’t…. I just give up..